Watch Daniel Tosh Read Nick Saban's "Unauthorized" Biography to Children in Epic Fashion

Notable Miami Dolphins fan Daniel Tosh is obviously no fan of former Dolphins coach Nick Saban. Naturally, he decided to read excerpts of Saban's "unauthorized" biography to small children with his own quips thrown in on a new episode of Tosh.O on Comedy Central.

Among Tosh's gems was this colorful take on why Saban's wife wanted to leave Miami.

"You know why [Saban's wife] wanted out? She felt ugly in Miami. And if you want to feel smart, sexy and special you surround yourself with thousands of toothless townies in Tuscaloosa."

It's a highly entertaining watch for any Dolphins fan and Nick Satan loather.

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