Uncle Luke: UM Commits ‘Don’t Give a Damn About No Coach’

How is a team coming off a 6-7 dumpster fire of a season possess a 2016 recruiting class that’s ranked seventh in the nation?

“Most every kid [in the area] is already committed to Miami,” Luther Campbell said in an interview with CBS Sports. “They don’t give a damn about no coach. They’re committed to the university.

“They [the Hurricanes] get mad, but then they know I’m talking the truth.”

Also in this piece, titled “Still ‘The U?’ Miami Hurricanes need to get their swagger back,” is Campbell’s explanation — over waffles — for why Miami’s “infamous swagger” has worn off:

“You ever see a beautiful club, they get closed down?” Campbell asked, contemplating over his waffles. “The lights are off. All you have to do is go in and turn on the lights. It’s a turn-key operation. It’s simple as shit.”

Well, then…

Besides those bizarre takes, we also learned coach Al Golden has his car “set to Sirius Sinatra.”

Not sure if that’s Uncle Luke approved.