Talent is a rare and fickle thing. For even one person in your family to be world-class at anything is unlikely. But for two people who share the same parents to be famous? That’s downright silly. And yet here we are in a world full of Arquettes, Hasselbecks, and Williams. So when two brothers coach teams to the Super Bowl, it makes us wonder: who are the better uber-siblings: the Harbaughs or the Baldwins? Let’s go to the tape:
Tale of the tape
Harbaughs Vs. Baldwins: Which Pair Of Siblings Stand Out?
| Well, considering that John and Jim are headed to the Super Bowl, we'll say them. Also, we don't know if they have any other siblings. | BEST FAMILY MEMBERS | Alec and uh...cripes. Who's number 2? Billy? Stephen? Definitely not Daniel, in any case. |
|---|---|---|
| Jim and John. Good, healthy, American names. | BETTER NAMES | "(Bleep!) you, that's my name!" And the other name doesn't matter. It could be Aloysius and this one would win. |
| Heavens yes. Poor Frank Gore. | THROWS TEMPER TANTRUMS? | Without a doubt. Poor Alec Baldwin's daughter. |
| Leading the Ravens to the Super Bowl with a joyless Joe Flacco. | NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE ARGUABLY LESS FAMOUS BROTHER | Uh, "being intimate" with Cindy Crawford('s body double) in "Fair Game". |
| "Jive turkeys not welcome in the 49ers locker room." - Jim Harbaugh | Famous Quote? | "There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time." - Alec Baldwin |
| Well, one will be a Super Bowl champ next week. | MOST NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENT? | Alec is one of the few bankable SNL hosts, which is almost harder than winning a Super Bowl. |
| Naw... | ONE OF THEM GETS TO HANG OUT WITH TINA FEY? | Yeah! |
The winner is
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