Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Is Johnny Manziel Or LeBron James The Current King Of Cleveland?
Johnny Manziel arrived in Cleveland like he owned the place. Then LeBron James returned. Who is the reigning king of Cleveland?
Tale Of The Tape: Buffalo Bills At Miami Dolphins
The insertion of Kyle Orton into the starting lineup has not made the Bills a powerful offensive team, but it has provided some degree of steadiness.
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Tale Of The Tape: Miami Dolphins At Detroit Lions
Ryan Tannehill is an up-and-down quarterback, and his performances are quite unpredictable. He has had some struggling games at home, while his best game of the year was a road game at Chicago.