All You Can Eat Babys

Yummmy, all you can eat babys. Paging Mr. Dracula, Mr. Dracula. (CBS Viewer)

A SS Road

Sometimes the highway department is a little too honest when they designate their roads. (CBS Viewer)

Good Luck On This Drive

Good Luck on this drive....ya think? (CBS Viewer)

Burger King Managers

Good news! Spongebob is hiring managers!!! (CBS Viewer)

Caution Handicapped

Wait. What? (CBS Viewer)

Death And Fine

So not only do you die, you get a $200 fine as well. (CBS Viewer)

Diesel Fried Chicken

Nothing better than some Diesel Fried Chicken. No word on if it there's also an unleaded version? (CBS Viewer)

Doggie Boop

Teachers always said spelling would come in handy one day! (CBS Viewer)

Doggie Runway

Nothing quite like a good afternoon walk on the runway with your dog. Mind the droppings from the 747's (CBS Viewer)

No Fishing

Really? Is a no fishing sign needed when alligators are around? (CBS Viewer)

Don't Go In This Yard

Needless to say, this is not a property you want to trespass on. (CBS Viewer)

Drive-Thru Parking

So is it more of a run-thru after you park your car? (CBS Viewer)

Engilsh Fail

Well, does this mean that spelling is optional in the english language? (CBS Viewer)

Entrance No Entrance

Okay, it's an entrance, but not an entrance you can go in. This is way too confusing. (CBS Viewer)

Golf Balls Removed

This sounds way too harsh for simply removing a couple of golf balls. (CBS Viewer)

Good Luck

Good luck never was more appropriate than when trying to decipher this street sign. (CBS Viewer)

Hikers On The Side

For some reason, the hikers and bikers seem to have an equal chance fighting the car as fighting the gators. (CBS Viewer)

Hitchhiking Inmates

And they may be carrying a shotgun and be really mad at street signs. (CBS Viewer)

Indusrial Fail

Indusrial Fail (Dave Game)

Keep Right Left

This is more confusing than trying to figure out which way politicians are going. (CBS Viewer)

Keep Right To The Left

So you keep right while turning left; or do you keep right and not turn left? (CBS Viewer)

Kids With Gas

If they didn't have gas before, they will after eating. Diesel Fried Chicken might be on the menu. (CBS Viewer)

Chili Frog

Fried Chilli Frog. Nothing can top that. (CBS Viewer)

No Dumping

No Dumping in the graveyard. Well, they've got that going for them. (CBS Viewer)

No Pets Allowed

No Pets Allowed, but pets need to be on a leash. Your dog wants instructions. (CBS Viewer)

No Swimming Crocs

No swimming, unless you mind battling a few crocs. (CBS Viewer)

Open 24 Hours...Or Not

They're open 24 hours...or not. (CBS Viewer)

Emergency Shout Off Switch

Apparently, if you shout just loud enough, it will shut off the propane. (Dave Game)

Real Cause of Traffic

Northern highway department just decides to be honest about what happened. (CBS Viewer)

Sotp

Sotp!!! (CBS Viewer)

Today's Special

It's a sale, unless it's not a sale. (CBS Viewer)

Take Out Sit Down

So do you have to stay when you sit down for take-out? (CBS Viewer)

Third Sex

Marie's welcomes males, females, and the third sex?? (CBS Viewer)

Threat Level Unknown

Threat level gray? Does that mean the threat level is bummed out? (CBS Viewer)

Timely Work

After driving in South Florida, this sign seems especially fitting. (CBS Viewer)

Toilet Cameras

It just makes you wonder what exactly they're researching. (CBS Viewer)

Toilet Water Yummy

Sadly, the only reason the sign is on there is that someone has already tried it. (CBS Viewer)

Any Which Way

No left, no right, no reverse, no straight. Hmm, u-turn is still an option. (CBS Viewer)

What Things Come?

What? What things come to those who wait? This unknown might make you lose your patience. Oh wait. (CBS Viewer)

Yay Free Kids

Buy 2 kids and get the third for free? Now that's a deal. (CBS Viewer)

Young Boozer

Being that it's from Alabama, it's really no surprise that he actually won. (youngboozer.com)

Zombie Attack

BRAINS!!!! BRAINS!!!! Run for your life! (CBS Viewer)

Made In India Fail

It's American....Made In India....Fail.

Speed Hump Fail

Yknow, no matter where you go with this, it's wrong. So I'll just leave it at this....Giggity!