A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
There’s a formula. You take the weight of the woodchuck, multiply it by the size of it’s mouth in inches, divide it by the average length in inches of the pieces of wood, multiply that number by the number of wood sticks available, times the number of minutes the woodchuck is chucking. Except in Iowa. Then you just guess.