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NEW YORK (CBSMiami) – It’s home to the Happiest Place on Earth, but maybe not for the reason you’re thinking of. The city the world knows for Cinderella and Shamu, for fairy castles, Hollywood dreams and african lions now has a new reason for fame; Men’s Health magazine has named Orlando the smuttiest city in America.

Chances are Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave at the news that the city known for the great American family vacation is now being associated with more adult entertainment and more private pleasures.

Orlando ranked in first place when Mens Health Magazine surveyed cities for the enjoyment of porn. They got real scientific about it.They tracked porn DVDs rented, sold, or streamed on the internet. They counted the number of adult entertainment stores. They even checked subscribers to soft-core porn king Cinemax and checked Google searches for porn.

Imagine getting that assignment. Imagine your surprise when it led you to wholesome Orlando.

Now, if Miami had made the top of the list it would surprise no-one. The iconic porn movie Deep Throat was filmed in Coconut Grove; in fact, the home where it was filmed is up for sale now. A few million and you could live in Porn Central.

The city is also home to a host of production companies, large and small, that crank out everything from the rankest amateur porn to slick productions, rivaling the west-coast porn industry headquartered in LA.

But Men’s Health wasn’t interested in production, only consumption, and based on that sexy South Florida could only manage to slide in at 12th place.

Behind, believe it or not, Boise, Idaho.

Even Tampa was pornier than Miami, making it in at 8th place. But of the top 100 smuttiest cities, only Jacksonville (52) and St. Petersburg (60) joined us on the list.

Because you know you want to know if your hometown is on the list, here’s the full 100 cities from Mens Health, and the link to the full article

http://www.menshealth.com/health/smut-census

1. Orlando, FL

2. Las Vegas, NV

3. Wilmington, DE

4. Raleigh, NC

5. Charlotte, NC

6. Minneapolis, MN

7. Atlanta, GA

8. Tampa, FL

9. Anchorage, AK

10. Austin, TX

11. Boise, ID

12. Miami, FL

13. Houston, TX

14. Columbia, SC

15. Dallas, TX

16. Portland, OR

17. San Diego, CA

18. Cleveland, OH

19. Sacramento, CA

20. Baltimore, MD

21. Providence, RI

22. Durham, NC

23. San Francisco, CA

24. Wichita, KS

25. Columbus, OH

26. Plano, TX

27. Manchester, NH

28. Jersey City, NJ

29. St. Paul, MN

30. Madison, WI

31. Cheyenne, WY

32. Denver, CO

33. Chicago, IL

34. Philadelphia, PA

35. Rochester, NY

36. Tucson, AZ

37. Reno, NV

38. Riverside, CA

39. Bakersfield, CA

40. New Orleans, LA

41. Omaha, NE

42. Seattle, WA

43. Milwaukee, WI

44. Greensboro, NC

45. Fort Worth, TX

46. Oklahoma City, OK

47. Pittsburgh, PA

48. Colorado Springs, CO

49. Nashville, TN

50. Phoenix, AZ

51. Honolulu, HI

52. Jacksonville, FL

53. Anaheim, CA

54. Tulsa, OK

55. Aurora, CO

56. Lexington, KY

57. Bridgeport, CT

58. Buffalo, NY

59. Portland, ME

60. St. Petersburg, FL

61. San Jose, CA

62. Billings, MT

63. Virginia Beach, VA

64. Albuquerque, NM

65. St. Louis, MO

66. Kansas City, MO

67. Fresno, CA

68. Sioux Falls, SD

69. Los Angeles, CA

70. Louisville, KY

71. Salt Lake City, UT

72. Stockton, CA

73. San Antonio, TX

74. Little Rock, AR

75. Memphis, TN

76. New York, NY

77. Corpus Christi, TX

78. Indianapolis, IN

79. Oakland, CA

80. Washington, DC

81. Cincinnati, OH

82. Birmingham, AL

83. Boston, MA

84. Burlington, VT

85. Des Moines, IA

86. Detroit, MI

87. Fort Wayne, IN

88. Chesapeake, VA

89. Newark, NJ

90. El Paso, TX

91. Norfolk, VA

92. Fargo, ND

93. Lincoln, NE

94. Toledo, OH

95. Laredo, TX

96. Lubbock, TX

97. Charleston, WV

98. Winston-Salem, NC

99. Baton Rouge, LA

100. Jackson, MS

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