Cops Seeking Stiff Charge For Theft Of Sex Pills
South Florida Crime
WEST KENDALL (CBSMiami) – Miami-Dade police are looking for a pair of guys who may have a little problem with the ladies, and who are caught on camera stealing the solution.
Under the watchful eye of a security camera at the Walgreens drug store on Kendall Drive in far west Kendall, two men walked away with 13 bottles of what cops euphemistically refer to as “male enhancement” pills.
In other words, they were pills designed to get a rise out of guys, but this pair walked out of the store with enough pills to get a small college in the mood.
What’s more, investigators think these guys may have done this at other drug stores before, making it hard to believe they are using all of the pills themselves..
The pills stolen by the bandits are not prescription drugs and don’t have the same results, in many cases. Instead these are technically supplements that manufacturers claim help men out in the sex department using herbs and natural material.
However, police investigators say the stolen pills don’t come cheap; about $300 for the 13 stolen bottles. The brand of the pills stolen was not identified.
So if you’re walking down the street and a guy calls you into an alley, “Psst. Boss. How about a stiff one,” chances are he’s not referring to a drink, abd cops want you to help them out..
If caught, the small size of the theft would make it unlikely the bandits would do hard time, but the drug store would still like its pills back.
They’re asking anyone with information about this contact CrimeStoppers at (305)471-TIPS (8477) or by texting 274637.